Sunday, January 7, 2007

California's Letter of Secession

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you. California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the North East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then. God is going to give us the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addi! tion, we're getting San Diego. (Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting you have the KKK and country music (except the Dixie Chicks).
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A Frank And Honest Discussion About Our Sex Life

Mom: Have a seat on the couch, honey. There’s something your father and I would like to talk to you about. And for once, it’s not your grades!

Dad: Barbara, please. Anyway, we were talking, and look – we know you’re having sex. You’re in college. I had sex with tons of women in college.

Mom: You met me at the end of first semester freshman year, Ron.


Dad: That was a tremendous October.

Mom: The point is, your father and I have been making love since the White Album came out, and we think it’s time that you know how we’re doing it. So you can learn the tricks of the trade.

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Saturday, January 6, 2007

Humor in everyday life

Jewish comedian doesn't resort to cultural stereotypes
BY LISA B. DEADERICK
247-4733
January 6, 2007
A lot of times, when comedians make jokes about their ethnic groups, the humor is based on the stereotypes of that group. Joel Chasnoff, a Jewish comedian, doesn't do that.

"The whole thing that he wanted to do was not to make more reasons to make fun of Jews, but to have more reasons to laugh at yourself," said Laura Newmark, who is also Jewish and helped facilitate Chasnoff's local show tonight. raed more

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Is laughter good for our health?

As a doctor I daily pump my patients full of medicine or arrange the latest high-tech therapies in the optimistic hope that it will help cure their problem. But if I can make them roar with laughter, then I really feel I've scored! At the least I've helped them forget about their troubles and genuinely improved the quality of their life, if only for a brief few seconds. But some experts would have you believe that I'll have done more than that and actually helped to stimulate their immune system to fight its own battles. Read more

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007

The GENIE AND BUSSINESMAN

A businessman who finished his week end by fishing with the boat in a lake, found a floating bottle and was closed neat that immediately was approached and taken the businessman.
It was curious, the businessman was opened closed the bottle, then from inside the bottle went out the further smoke thickened and became the giant's vague genie.
"Thank you the host, the host released me, for this purpose the host please asked for three requests, I will grant him the" Genie's" words.
After declare him abated, the businessman fell silent for a moment then he said, "Okay my Genie want to this year of three big incidents happened in my country of Indonesia this, first I wanted the exchange rate rupiah in my country again became Rp."
2500 per 1 dollar the US him, second I wanted money produced by good corruption by private enterprise and the official of the government was returned to the people and all the perpetrators him was imprisoned, third I wanted the law to be able to be upheld in my country.
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the Genie thought about for a moment afterwards, shaking the head, slowly his body again became the previous smoke gathered entered in the bottle came back."
From inside the bottle of the appealing Genie.
The "host, helped his bottle to be closed again."

By: asmaradana
www.ketawaketiwi.com

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

I More was attracted by Your Daughter

Agus for quite a long time went out with Susi.
One day, Agus meant proposed to Susi by visiting his father-in-law's candidate while saying, "Sir, I I wanted to marry Susi."
His father of Susi immediately cut off discussions and asked, "Are you met my wife?"
Agus nervous answered, "Already, but thank you, Sir!I more was interested the your daughter."

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Express Gratitude because Rev Not Coming

In a meeting of the family, took place almost the night arrived and approached dinner, but the angry host because of not having the clergyman who was present.
Then he approached MC and he said: did the "Father want to lead the expression of gratitude prayer because of not having the clergyman who came?"
Then MC asked the congregation to stand and he said: "You All let's expressed gratitude because of not having the clergyman who came"

Source: www.ketawa.com

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