Sunday, January 7, 2007

A Frank And Honest Discussion About Our Sex Life

Mom: Have a seat on the couch, honey. There’s something your father and I would like to talk to you about. And for once, it’s not your grades!

Dad: Barbara, please. Anyway, we were talking, and look – we know you’re having sex. You’re in college. I had sex with tons of women in college.

Mom: You met me at the end of first semester freshman year, Ron.


Dad: That was a tremendous October.

Mom: The point is, your father and I have been making love since the White Album came out, and we think it’s time that you know how we’re doing it. So you can learn the tricks of the trade.

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